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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #4181
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*eats burger*
*orders a pizza*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #4182
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*thanks scullcrasher for the gifts*
*drinks beer*
*eats steak*
*polishes sword*
*runs in circles*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #4183
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another angry charr enter the bar
*toss me to the side and starts biting me*
*arrrrgggg... hungry charr*
*run into peoples as the charr chases me around*
*sips beer while running*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #4184
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*watches in amusement as scullcrasher get beat up by a charr*
*offers Sir a beer*
*gets free beer for everyone in the bar*
*runs in triangles*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #4185
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*hug metalicagrl, grope hehe *
*see charr running and took off*
*run into a wall*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #4186
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*says, same old Sir -_-*just don't do that hug...where you're holding a bomb...and then you detinate it...and the 1 where i forget the name of
*sips beer*
*looks at dent in wall*
*sips beer*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #4187
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*caps Healing Signet {Elite} from dead charr*
*LEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYAYAYY JJJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNKKKKIIIINNNNNS*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #4188
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*put on c4 vest*
*jump on Hunter*
*detonate*
*blow up the bar*
*cast Res Sig on self*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:57 PM // 22:57   #4189
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*Teleports all those that were in the bar into a parallell universe*
*Kicks Sir Skullcrasher in the nads*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #4190
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*rezes everyone else in bar....after i have a beer*
*gives an angry glare to Sir*
*sips beer*
*thanks fallen...for it was funny to watch sir get kicked there*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #4191
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*put on another vest*
*sit there and plays with my controller*
*i wonder what this red button do*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #4192
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*takes away controller from Sir*
*gives him a beer to replace the controller*
*runs in circles*
*stops to make sure Sir isn't trying to blow everyone up!*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #4193
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*where my controller go*
*/crys*
*/crys*
*sips beer*
*run around in circle*
*hey my vest is still armed*
*hey there is a flame thrower here*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #4194
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*runs to grab flame thrower away from Sir*
*takes away vest*
*askes, "why do you want to blow us up??"
*sips beer*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26   #4195
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*cuz, i missed you *
*sips beer*
*put on santa hat, i'm santa clause, come sit on me*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:28 PM // 23:28   #4196
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*Sits on Sir's lap*
*Puches him in the nose*
*Sips beer*
*Falls over*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:29 PM // 23:29   #4197
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ohhh *thanks Sir*
*asks santa...can I have a candy cane to go with my beer?*
*sips beer*
*laughs at Fallen, for now he won't get any presents or candy canes*
*gives Sir a bandaid*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31   #4198
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*give candy canes to everyone except fallen*
*craft candy cane swords and give it to Metalicgrl*
*grab one of the sword and stab fallen*
*give him huge bag of coals*
*toss him outside and order him to make us some BBQs*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:35 PM // 23:35   #4199
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*thanks Sir for the wonderful candy canes*
*helps order fallen to make food*
*dips candy cane in beer*
*licks candy cane*
*sips beer*
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Old Dec 21, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #4200
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The lurker:
*Runs in*
*BiPs*
*BiPs*
*BiPs*
*BiPs*
*Dies*
*Drops green ectos*

*Lurks forever more*
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